Friday, February 5, 2010
French Roast Government
Have you ever tried French Roast coffee? It's so burned and bitter that it's undrinkable. You can add sugar, you can dump in half-and-half, you can pour in flavored sweeteners like hazelnut or vanilla, but the damn shit is still undrinkable. The problem is not the additives, it's the coffee. Our government is like French Roast coffee. Stimulus plans don't work, infrastructure spending won't work, bank bailouts sure didn't work. Our government has become burned and bitter, and there's only one thing left to do--quit trying to fix it and kick it to the curb.