This post is inspired by some of the exchanges between Tam and Roberta X.
Mrs. UC: "Wanna go to Sam's Club?"
Me: "Sure. I need me some preps."
Mrs. UC: "Preps?"
Me: "You know, preps, like to prepare."
Mrs. UC: "Prepare for what?"
Me: "For, like, the coming of Gozer or the collapse of civilization."
Mrs. UC: "Darlin', I hate to break this to you, but civilization collapsed a couple of years ago."