Monday, December 26, 2011

The New Las Vegas City Hall

This is the nearly completed Las Vegas Oppression Center City Hall.

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I had a hand in every molecule of concrete used to build this tragic waste of taxes magnificent edifice, including the sidewalks. This pic is what it looks like when I show up to work at 6 a.m.

Posted by Dave

8 Underlying Comments:

Craig Cavanaugh said...

Ooooooohhh, priddyyyyy.... Yep, that's pretty much what I'd expect the Lost Wages city hall too look like. Nice work Dave.

Underground Carpenter said...

Hi Craig,

Those lights are hi-tech, embedded in the glass, and a computer controls the color and intensity. They can even pulsate to music. Cost a fortune, but that's what it takes to make the people bow down.

Dave

Brass said...

And the people MUST bow down.

Underground Carpenter said...

Hi Brass,

Yes, they must, and smoke and mirrors ain't cheap. You oughta see the inside of this monstrosity.

Dave

Brass said...

Is it filled with the Wizard of Oz?

Underground Carpenter said...

Hi Brass,

Nowadays the curtains that conceal are beliefs. The belief system called government conceals the Wiz better than any fabric curtain.

Dave

Susan said...

Hi, Dave. Sorry I've been AWOL. I haven't been blogging much. I wish you a happy new year.

Underground Carpenter said...

Hi Susan,

My blogging has been spotty too. It's nice to hear from you. Happy New Year.

Dave